• me: i need to sleep
  • me: *masturbates*

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jessica lange is hotter than me and she’s 64

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*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

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"If you can ‘huh’ you can hear."

African American Proverb  (via blackproverbs)

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